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May082009

Stained Teeth Wine Tasting, Episode 367

Matthew from Stained Teeth guides you through an incredibly smart tasting of a wine he can't pronounce.

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    Please, please for the love of god just look at this website. Watch the video below, then peruse at your leisure. Might I reccommend the "Everything Is Better With..." series and the Star Wars Yoga poses (which really work?)
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    My appreciation of the guy has increased tenfold, after catching this video of one of his tastings that nails the common outright absurdity ( cough! ) of tasting for the camera
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Reader Comments (8)

kissing On the Chest just brought it all together for me. Nicely done.
also, interesting visual. Thank you.

May 21, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTraci

TRACI - thank you for sticking through till the end. It's just that Scorsese is VERY SHORT.

May 23, 2009 | Registered CommenterMatthew

This is fucking magical.

I would rate this with a confident One Golden Ball out of a potential one golden ball.

Srsly - the content is hilarious and the timing of the editing just keeps adding to it. I hope you don't mind if I pass this link around like the little tart she is.

May 27, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLeah Hennessy

LEAH - I accept your rating of One Gold Ball, AS IT IS THE BEST YOU CAN GET.

Also, people should know that Leah knows a thing or two about the wine - you can confirm this at her site, on which she is photographed wearing some pretty bitchin' shades.

May 28, 2009 | Registered CommenterMatthew

Finally I have watched your wine videos. I loved the racism and the Jetsons, and hope that you are actually a little drunk at the end.

June 2, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMonte

MONTE - I am always a little drunk at the end.

Actually my college roommate Rob Ebeltoft (he of North Dakota) said to me, "I kinda think it's lame you didn't finish the whole bottle."

June 2, 2009 | Registered CommenterMatthew

Haha. This is great. I thought you were serious for a while.

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