Thanks for the response. I enjoy a Carlo Rossi Burgundy (now in a box) from a 20oz Nestle Water bottle, because I'm not exactly hiding anything and they have a lid that screws on. Burgundy was my first wine and I hated it, mostly because we were using it as a chaser for Skol Vodka. As for aluminum cans, I drink a lot of diet soda and I've found after the first sip there is plenty of room for adding a shot of Caliber Vodka or Rum which is less than $10.00 at Wal*mart for 1.75L.

However "Boozy" isn't really how I'd describe Moscato, Moscato D'asti or Riesling (the dessert wines that I enjoy). I think maybe you're under the impression that I'm big into Boones Farm, which has really changed their image over the years, but taste like a wine cooler. I'd hate to give you the wrong idea. I'm a cheap drinker who wanted the world to know that drinking doesn't always have to mean suffering through something ungodly.

*looks at Mt. Dew/vodka cocktail and decides to end this before becoming a troll

Pabst Blue Ribbon. Pabst Blue Ribbon. FEH! The true lovers of cheap yet outstandingly hoppy beer have rallied, and, I am pleased to announce, WE HAVE MADE AN IMPACT on the cheap beer market! SCHLITZ is now available in BOTTLES for the first time in 40 years! With Dilligence, and, dare I say, PERSEVERANCE, we have emerged, victorious.

Honestly, though, I still like the satisfying crack of a pop top more than anything, excepting, of course, the puncture of a can lid with the drolly-named "church key".